THEothersadmittedafterwardsthatJillhadbeenwonderfulthatday。AssoonastheKingandtherestofthehuntingpartyhadsetoff,shebeganmakingatourofthewholecastleandaskingquestions,butallinsuchaninnocent,babyishwaythatnoonecouldsuspectherofanysecretdesign。Thoughhertonguewasneverstill,youcouldhardlysayshetalked:sheprattledandgiggled。Shemadelovetoeveryone—thegrooms,theporters,thehousemaids,theladies-in-waiting,andtheelderlygiantlordswhosehuntingdayswerepast。Shesubmittedtobeingkissedandpawedaboutbyanynumberofgiantesses,manyofwhomseemedsorryforherandcalledher“apoorlittlething”thoughnoneofthemexplainedwhy。Shemadeespecialfriendswiththecookanddiscoveredtheall-importantfacttherewasascullerydoorwhichletyououtthroughtheouterwall,sothatyoudidnothavetocrossthecourtyardorpassthegreatgatehouse。Inthekitchenshepretendedtobegreedy,andateallsortsofscrapswhichthecookandscullionsdelightedtogiveher。Butupstairsamongtheladiessheaskedquestionsabouthowshewouldbedressedforthegreatfeast,andhowlongshewouldbeallowedtositup,andwhethershewoulddancewithsomevery,verysmallgiant。Andthen(itmadeherhotalloverwhensheremembereditafterwards)shewouldputherheadononesideinanidioticfashionwhichgrown-ups,giantandotherwise,thoughtveryfetching,andshakehercurls,andfidget,andsay,“Oh,Idowishitwastomorrownight,don’tyou?Doyouthinkthetimewillgoquicklytillthen?”Andallthegiantessessaidshewasaperfectlittledarling;andsomeofthemdabbedtheireyeswithenormoushandkerchiefsasiftheyweregoingtocry。
“They’redearlittlethingsatthatage,”saidonegiantesstoanother。“Itseemsalmostapity。。。”
ScrubbandPuddleglumbothdidtheirbest,butgirlsdothatkindofthingbetterthanboys。EvenboysdoitbetterthanMarsh-wiggles。
AtlunchtimesomethinghappenedwhichmadeallthreeofthemmoreanxiousthanevertoleavethecastleoftheGentleGiants。Theyhadlunchinthegreathallatalittletableoftheirown,nearthefireplace。Atabiggertable,abouttwentyyardsaway,halfadozenoldgiantswerelunching。Theirconversationwassonoisy,andsohighupintheair,thatthechildrensoontooknomorenoticeofitthanyouwouldofhootersoutsidethewindowortrafficnoisesinthestreet。Theywereeatingcoldvenison,akindoffoodwhichJillhadnevertastedbefore,andshewaslikingit。
SuddenlyPuddleglumturnedtothem,andhisfacehadgonesopalethatyoucouldseethepalenessunderthenaturalmuddinessofhiscomplexion。Hesaid:
“Don’teatanotherbite。”
“What’swrong?”askedtheothertwoinawhisper。
“Didn’tyouhearwhatthosegiantsweresaying?‘That’sanicetenderhaunchofvenison,’saidoneofthem。‘Thenthatstagwasaliar,’saidanother。‘Why?’saidthefirstone。‘Oh,’saidtheother。‘Theysaythatwhenhewascaughthesaid,Don’tkillme,I’mtough。Youwon’tlikeme。’‘ForamomentJilldidnotrealizethefullmeaningofthis。ButshedidwhenScrubb’seyesopenedwidewithhorrorandhesaid:
“Sowe’vebeeneatingaTalkingstag。”
Thisdiscoverydidn’thaveexactlythesameeffectonallofthem。Jill,whowasnewtothatworld,wassorryforthepoorstagandthoughtitrottenofthegiantstohavekilledhim。Scrubb,whohadbeeninthatworldbeforeandhadatleastoneTalkingbeastashisdearfriend,felthorrified;asyoumightfeelaboutamurder。ButPuddleglum,whowasNarnianborn,wassickandfaint,andfeltasyouwouldfeelifyoufoundyouhadeatenababy。
“We’vebroughttheangerofAslanonus,”hesaid。“That’swhatcomesofnotattendingtothesigns。We’reunderacurse,Iexpect。Ifitwasallowed,itwouldbethebestthingwecoulddo,totaketheseknivesanddrivethemintoourownhearts。”
AndgraduallyevenJillcametoseeitfromhispointofview。Atanyrate,noneofthemwantedanymorelunch。Andassoonastheythoughtitsafetheycreptquietlyoutofthehall。
Itwasnowdrawingneartothattimeofthedayonwhichtheirhopesofescapedepended,andallbecamenervous。Theyhungaboutinpassagesandwaitedforthingstobecomequiet。Thegiantsinthehallsatonadreadfullylongtimeafterthemealwasover。Thebaldonewastellingastory。Whenthatwasover,thethreetravellersdawdleddowntothekitchen。Buttherewerestillplentyofgiantsthere,oratleastinthescullery,washingupandputtingthingsaway。Itwasagonizing,waitingtillthesefinishedtheirjobsand,onebyone,wipedtheirhandsandwentaway。Atlastonlyoneoldgiantesswasleftintheroom。Shepotteredabout,andpotteredabout,andatlastthethreetravellersrealizedwithhorrorthatshedidnotintendtogoawayatall。
“Well,dearies,”shesaidtothem。“Thatjob’saboutthrough。Let’sputthekettlethere。That’llmakeanicecupofteapresently。NowIcanhavealittlebitofarest。Justlookintothescullery,likegoodpoppets,andtellmeifthebackdoorisopen。”
“Yes,itis,”saidScrubb。
“That’sright。IalwaysleaveitopensoasPusscangetinandout,thepoorthing。”
Thenshesatdownononechairandputherfeetuponanother。
“Idon’tknowasImightn’thavefortywinks,”saidthegiantess。“Ifonlythatblarneyhuntingpartydoesn’tcomebacktoosoon。”
Alltheirspiritsleapedupwhenshementionedfortywinks,andfloppeddownagainwhenshementionedthereturnofthehuntingparty。
“Whendotheyusuallycomeback?”askedJill。
“Younevercantell,”saidthegiantess。“Butthere;goandbequietforabit,mydearies。”
Theyretreatedtothefarendofthekitchen,andwouldhaveslippedoutintothescullerythereandthenifthegiantesshadnotsatup,openedhereyes,andbrushedawayafly。“Don’ttryittillwe’resureshe’sreallyasleep,”whisperedScrubb。“Orit’llspoileverything。”Sotheyallhuddledatthekitchenend,waitingandwatching。Thethoughtthatthehuntersmightcomebackatanymomentwasterrible。Andthegiantesswasfidgety。Whenevertheythoughtshehadreallygonetosleep,shemoved。
“Ican’tbearthis,”thoughtJill。Todistracthermind,shebeganlookingabouther。Justinfrontofherwasacleanwidetablewithtwocleanpie-dishesonit,andanopenbook。Theyweregiantpie-dishesofcourse。Jillthoughtthatshecouldliedownjustcomfortablyinoneofthem。Thensheclimbeduponthebenchbesidethetabletolookatthebook。Sheread:
MALLARD。Thisdeliciousbirdcanbecookedinavarietyofways。
“It’sacookerybook,”thoughtJillwithoutmuchinterest,andglancedoverhershoulder。Thegiantess’seyeswereshutbutshedidn’tlookasifshewereproperlyasleep。Jillglancedbackatthebook。Itwasarrangedalphabetically:andattheverynextentryherheartseemedtostopbeating;Itran—
MAN。Thiselegantlittlebipedhaslongbeenvaluedasadelicacy。ItformsatraditionalpartoftheAutumnFeast,andisservedbetweenthefishandthejoint。EachMan—butshecouldnotbeartoreadanymore。Sheturnedround。Thegiantesshadwakenedupandwashavingafitofcoughing。Jillnudgedtheothertwoandpointedtothebook。Theyalsomountedthebenchandbentoverthehugepages。ScrubbwasstillreadingabouthowtocookMenwhenPuddleglumpointedtothenextentrybelowit。Itwaslikethis:
MARSH-WIGGLE。Someauthoritiesrejectthisanimalaltogetherasunfitforgiants’consumptionbecauseofitsstringyconsistencyandmuddyflavour。Theflavourcan,however,begreatlyreducedif—
Jilltouchedhisfeet,andScrubb’s,gently。Allthreelookedbackatthegiantess。Hermouthwasslightlyopenandfromhernosetherecameasoundwhichatthatmomentwasmorewelcometothemthananymusic;shesnored。Andnowitwasaquestionoftip-toework,notdaringtogotoofast,hardlydaringtobreathe,outthroughthescullery(giantsculleriessmellhorrid),outatlastintothepalesunlightofawinterafternoon。
Theywereatthetopofaroughlittlepathwhichransteeplydown。And,thankheavens,ontherightsideofthecastle;theCityRuinouswasinsight。Inafewminutestheywerebackonthebroad,steeproadwhichleddownfromthemaingateofthecastle。Theywerealsoinfullviewfromeverysinglewindowonthatside。Ifithadbeenone,ortwo,orfivewindowsthere’dbeareasonablechancethatnoonemightbelookingout。Buttherewerenearerfiftythanfive。Theynowrealized,too,thattheroadonwhichtheywere,andindeedallthegroundbetweenthemandtheCityRuinous,didn’tofferasmuchcoveraswouldhideafox;itwasallcoarsegrassandpebblesandflatstones。Tomakemattersworse,theywerenowintheclothesthatthegiantshadprovidedforthemlastnight:exceptPuddleglum,whomnothingwouldfit。Jillworeavividgreenrobe,rathertoolongforher,andoverthatascarletmantlefringedwithwhitefur。Scrubbhadscarletstockings,bluetunicandcloak,agold-hiltedsword,andafeatheredbonnet。
“Nicebitsofcolour,youtwoare,”mutteredPuddleglum。“Showupveryprettilyonawinterday。Theworstarcherintheworldcouldn’tmisseitherofyouifyouwereinrange。Andtalkingofarchers,we’llbesorrynottohaveourownbowsbeforelong,Ishouldn’twonder。Bitthin,too,thoseclothesofyours,arethey?”
“Yes,I’mfreezingalready,”saidJill。
Afewminutesagowhentheyhadbeeninthekitchen,shehadthoughtthatifonlytheycouldoncegetoutofthecastle,theirescapewouldbealmostcomplete。Shenowrealizedthatthemostdangerouspartofitwasstilltocome。