WHENthemeal(whichwaspigeonpie,coldham,salad,andcakes)hadbeenbrought,andallhaddrawntheirchairsuptothetableandbegun,theKnightcontinued:“Youmustunderstand,friends,thatIknownothingofwhoIwasandwhenceIcameintothisDarkWorld。IremembernotimewhenIwasnotdwelling,asnow,atthecourtofthisallbutheavenlyQueen;butmythoughtisthatshesavedmefromsomeevilenchantmentandbroughtmehitherofherexceedingbounty。(HonestFrogfoot,yourcupisempty。Suffermetorefillit。)AndthisseemstomethelikelierbecauseevennowIamboundbyaspell,fromwhichmyLadyalonecanfreeme。Everynighttherecomesanhourwhenmymindismosthorriblychanged,and,aftermymind,mybody。ForfirstIbecomefuriousandwildandwouldrushuponmydearestfriendstokillthem,ifIwerenotbound。Andsoonafterthat,Iturnintothelikenessofagreatserpent,hungry,fierce,anddeadly。(Sir,bepleasedtotakeanotherbreastofpigeon,Ientreatyou。)Sotheytellme,andtheycertainlyspeaktruth,formyLadysaysthesame。Imyselfknownothingofit,forwhenmyhourispastIawakeforgetfulofallthatvilefitandinmypropershapeandsoundmind—savingthatIamsomewhatwearied。(Littlelady,eatoneofthesehoneycakes,whicharebroughtformefromsomebarbarouslandinthefarsouthoftheworld。)NowtheQueen’smajestyknowsbyherartthatIshallbefreedfromthisenchantmentwhenonceshehasmademekingofalandintheOverworldandsetitscrownuponmyhead。Thelandisalreadychosenandtheveryplaceofourbreakingout。HerEarthmenhaveworkeddayandnightdiggingawaybeneathit,andhavenowgonesofarandsohighthattheytunnelnotascoreoffeetbeneaththeverygrassonwhichtheUpdwellersofthatcountrywalk。ItwillbeverysoonnowthatthoseUplanders’fatewillcomeuponthem。Sheherselfisatthediggingstonight,andIexpectamessagetogotoher。Thenthethinroofofearthwhichstillkeepsmefrommykingdomwillbebrokenthrough,andwithhertoguidemeandathousandEarthmenatmyback,Ishallrideforthinarms,fallsuddenlyonourenemies,slaytheirchiefmen,castdowntheirstrongplaces,anddoubtlessbetheircrownedkingwithinfourandtwentyhours。”
“It’sabitroughluckonthem,isn’tit?”saidScrubb。
“Thouartaladofawondrous,quick-workingwit!”exclaimedtheKnight。“For,onmyhonour,Ihadneverthoughtofitsobefore。Iseeyourmeaning。”Helookedslightly,veryslightlytroubledforamomentortwo;buthisfacesoonclearedandhebrokeout,withanotherofhisloudlaughs,“Butfieongravity!Isitnotthemostcomicalandridiculousthingintheworldtothinkofthemallgoingabouttheirbusinessandneverdreamingthatundertheirpeacefulfieldsandfloors,onlyafathomdown,thereisagreatarmyreadytobreakoutuponthemlikeafountain!Andtheynevertohavesuspected!Why,theythemselves,whenoncethefirstsmartoftheirdefeatisover,canhardlychoosebutlaughatthethought!”
“Idon’tthinkit’sfunnyatall,”saidJill。“Ithinkyou’llbeawickedtyrant。”
“What?”saidtheKnight,stilllaughingandpattingherheadinaquiteinfuriatingfashion。“Isourlittlemaidadeeppolitician?Butneverfear,sweetheart。Inrulingthatland,IshalldoallbythecounselofmyLady,whowillthenbemyQueentoo。Herwordshallbemylaw,evenasmywordwillbelawtothepeoplewehaveconquered。”
“WhereIcomefrom,”saidJill,whowasdislikinghimmoreeveryminute,“theydon’tthinkmuchofmenwhoarebossedaboutbytheirwives。”
“Shaltthinkotherwisewhenthouhastamanofthineown,Iwarrantyou,”saidtheKnight,apparentlythinkingthisveryfunny。“ButwithmyLady,itisanothermatter。Iamwellcontenttolivebyherword,whohasalreadysavedmefromathousanddangers。Nomotherhastakenpainsmoretenderlyforherchild,thantheQueen’sgracehasforme。Why,lookyou,amidallhercaresandbusiness,sheridethoutwithmeintheOverworldmanyatimeandofttoaccustommyeyestothesunlight。AndthenImustgofullyarmedandwithvisordown,sothatnomanmayseemyface,andImustspeaktonoone。ForshehasfoundoutbyartmagicalthatthiswouldhindermydeliverancefromthegrievousenchantmentIlieunder。Isnotthataladyworthyofaman’swholeworship?”
“Soundsaveryniceladyindeed,”saidPuddlegluminavoicewhichmeantexactlytheopposite。
TheywerethoroughlytiredoftheKnight’stalkbeforetheyhadfinishedsupper。Puddleglumwasthinking,“Iwonderwhatgamethatwitchisreallyplayingwiththisyoungfool。”Scrubbwasthinking,“He’sagreatbaby,really:tiedtothatwoman’sapronstrings;he’sasap。”AndJillwasthinking,“He’sthesilliest,mostconceited,selfishpigI’vemetforalongtime。”Butwhenthemealwasover,theKnight’smoodhadchanged。Therewasnomorelaughterabouthim。
“Friends,”hesaid,“myhourisnowverynear。IamashamedthatyoushouldseemeyetIdreadbeingleftalone。Theywillcomeinpresentlyandbindmehandandfoottoyonderchair。Alas,soitmustbe:forinmyfury,theytellme,IwoulddestroyallthatIcouldreach。”
“Isay,”saidScrubb,“I’mawfullysorryaboutyourenchantmentofcourse,butwhatwillthosefellowsdotouswhentheycometobindyou?Theytalkedofputtingusinprison。Andwedon’tlikeallthosedarkplacesverymuch。We’dmuchratherstayheretillyou’re…better…ifwemay。”
“Itiswellthoughtof,”saidtheKnight。“BycustomnonebuttheQueenherselfremainswithmeinmyevilhour。SuchishertendercareformyhonourthatshewouldnotwillinglysufferanyearsbutherowntohearthewordsIutterinthatfrenzy。ButIcouldnoteasilypersuademyattendantgnomesthatyoushouldbeleftwithme。AndIthinkIheartheirsoftfeetevennowuponthestairs。Gothroughyonderdoor:itleadsintomyotherapartments。Andthere,eitherawaitmycomingwhentheyhaveunboundme;or,ifyouwill,returnandsitwithmeinmyravings。”
Theyfollowedhisdirectionsandpassedoutoftheroombyadoorwhichtheyhadnotyetseenopened。Itbroughtthem,theywerepleasedtosee,notintodarknessbutintoalightedcorridor。Theytriedvariousdoorsandfound(whattheyverybadlyneeded)waterforwashingandevenalookingglass。“Heneverofferedusawashbeforesupper,”saidJill,dryingherface。“Selfish,self-centredpig。”
“Arewegoingbacktowatchtheenchantment,orshallwestayhere?”saidScrubb。
“Stayhere,Ivote,”saidJill。“I’dmuchrathernotseeit。”Butshefeltalittleinquisitiveallthesame。
“No,goback,”saidPuddleglum。“Wemaypickupsomeinformation,andweneedallwecanget。IamsurethatQueenisawitchandanenemy。AndthoseEarthmenwouldknockusontheheadassoonaslookatus。There’sastrongersmellofdangerandliesandmagicandtreasonaboutthislandthanI’veeversmelledbefore。Weneedtokeepoureyesandearsopen。”
Theywentbackdownthecorridorandgentlypushedthedooropen。“It’sallright,”saidScrubb,meaningthattherewerenoEarthmenabout。Thentheyallcamebackintotheroomwheretheyhadsupped。
Themaindoorwasnowshut,concealingthecurtainbetweenwhichtheyhadfirstentered。TheKnightwasseatedinacurioussilverchair,towhichhewasboundbyhisankles,hisknees,hiselbows,hiswrists,andhiswaist。Therewassweatonhisforeheadandhisfacewasfilledwithanguish。
“Comein,friends,”hesaid,glancingquicklyup。“Thefitisnotyetuponme。Makenonoise,forItoldthatpryingchamberlainthatyouwereinbed。Now。。。Icanfeelitcoming。Quick!ListenwhileIammasterofmyself。Whenthefitisuponme,itwellmaybethatIshallbegandimploreyou,withentreatiesandthreatenings,toloosenmybonds。TheysayIdo。Ishallcalluponyoubyallthatismostdearandmostdreadful。Butdonotlistentome。Hardenyourheartsandstopyourears。ForwhileIamboundyouaresafe。ButifonceIwereupandoutofthischair,thenfirstwouldcomemyfury,andafterthat”—heshuddered—“thechangeintoaloathsomeserpent。”
“There’snofearofourloosingyou,”saidPuddleglum。“We’venowishtomeetwildmen;orserpentseither。”
“Ishouldthinknot,”saidScrubbandJilltogether。
“Allthesame,”addedPuddlegluminawhisper。“Don’tlet’sbetoosure。Let’sbeonourguard。We’vemuffedeverythingelse,youknow。He’llbecunning,Ishouldn’twonder,oncehegetsstarted。Canwetrustoneanother?Doweallpromisethatwhateverhesayswedon’ttouchthosecords?Whateverhesays,mindyou?”
“Rather!”saidScrubb。
“There’snothingintheworldhecansayordothat’llmakemechangemymind,”saidJill。
“Hush!Something’shappening,”saidPuddleglum。
TheKnightwasmoaning。Hisfacewasaspaleasputty,andhewrithedinhisbonds。Andwhetherbecauseshewassorryforhim,orforsomeotherreason,Jillthoughtthathelookedanicersortofmanthanhehadlookedbefore。
“Ah,”hegroaned。“Enchantments,enchantments。。。theheavy,tangled,cold,clammywebofevilmagic。Buriedalive。Draggeddownundertheearth,downintothesootyblackness。。。howmanyyearsisit?。。。HaveIlivedtenyears,orathousandyears,inthepit?Maggotmenallaroundme。Oh,havemercy。Letmeout,letmegoback。Letmefeelthewindandseethesky。。。Thereusedtobealittlepool。Whenyoulookeddownintoityoucouldseeallthetreesgrowingupside-downinthewater,allgreen,andbelowthem,deep,verydeep,thebluesky。”
Hehadbeenspeakinginalowvoice;nowhelookedup,fixedhiseyesuponthem,andsaidloudandclear: