steady himself; Greg hopped off the couch and took a seat on the battered wooden floor at Dan?s
feet。
?Thank you; Greg。? Dan wobbled a little as he studied the group。This is it。This is our salon。And
you?re their Gertrude Stein。 ?Gadies and lentlemen; wele to our first meeting of our first salon
of the inaugural meeting of our group。? He burped quietly。 ?I?m so pleased to excite you and tell
you about exciting and books。 These things I believe and you believe and we all believe together
that about books and books are good and change our lives and make us happier。 And it matters to
us; doesn?t it? It really does。?
Dan paused。 The only sounds besides the clink of ice were a couple of muffled titters from across
the room。 His tongue felt thick and dry and he knew he was having trouble with his pronunciation;
but he was determined to get his opening remarks out。 He?d spent so long drafting their mission
statement and fielding e…mails and had gone through revision after revision of his speech?he
wasn?t going to go and blow it just because he?d had one drink too many。
One?
?We were going to start today with the reading from the book that I liked that I found that day at
the Strand。 That?s where I work。 Where?s that book? Greg; do you know where I left that book??
?Hey; hey。? Greg laughed。 ?Why don?t we put off the reading for now and maybe just go around
the circle or some…thing? We can all introduce ourselves。 Dan and I have been reading your
e…mails; but we?re looking forward to a chance to getting to know you guys in real life。? Greg
helped ease Dan back into his seat on the couch。 ?Why don?t you go first?? He nodded at a girl
sitting cross…legged on the floor near the coffee table。 Her head was half…shaven and she was
sporting a tattoo of a cockroach on her skull。 She seemed to have a very toned body; but her face
looked weirdly misshapen。
The misshapen…faced girl nodded back。 ?Yo; what?s going on; my name?s Penny;? she
barked。 ?Favorite book; totally got to beSexing the Cherry; you know how it goes。 I just finished
school; heading out to Smith in the fall; but I?m so psyched to be here right now; meeting some
cool book…lovers; you know?? She turned to glance at the strawberry redhead to her left; who was
hugging her knees and sipping shyly at a cup of cheap white wine。
?H…h…hey;? strawberry…head whispered。 ?I?m Susanna。 My favorite book isThe Awakening。 I?m
from the East Village; I?m thinking of going to Bennington when I finish school next year; and I
love Tori Amos。?
?You totally look like her;? interjected Penny。
Susanna blushed; looking down at the ground。
?I guess I?ll go next;? blurted out a gaunt guy who looked about fourteen; dressed in a gray suit
plete with bright maroon bow tie and sitting in a rocking chair across from Dan。
?Yes; please do;? replied Greg; slipping Dan a bottle of water。
Mister Considerate!