迪文小说

第13部分（第1页）

Yup？like　quasi…gay　father；　like　quasi…gay　son。

Dodging　the　summer　tourist　sidewalk　traffic；　Dan　stubbed　out　his　cigarette　and　stuffed　his　hands

deep　into　the　pockets　of　his　fraying　brown　cords。You　can？t　be　gay。　The　image　of　Bree　naked　and

glistening　with　sweat　in　that　overheated　yoga　studio　came　to　him；　and　suddenly　he　felt　a　little　out

of　breath。　A　little　dizzy。　What　was　this　sensation？　It　felt　familiar　and　alien　all　at　once。　And　he　felt

something　else　too？　a　boner。　In　full　daylight；　like　a　little　kid。　Looking　down　at　it；　he　couldn？t　help

but　smile。　It　was　the　best　boner　he？d　ever　had！　The　thought　of　Bree；　her　bare　skin　damp　with

sweat　as　she　arched　her　back　and　planted　her　palms　on　the　floor；　was　what　sent　his　heart　racing。

He　lit　another　cigarette　to　celebrate　the　fact　that　he　had　biological　evidence　to　prove　that　he；　Dan

Humphrey；　was　most　certainly　not　gay。　He　had　to　keep　himself　from　jumping　in　the　air　to　click　his

heels　together。

Oh；　andthat？s　not　gay　at　all。

the　ghost　of　high　school　past

？Girls！　There　are　girls　here！？　yelled　a　guy　Serena　didn？t　recognize。　He　lurched　down　the　stone

steps　from　the　foyer　to　the　driveway；　clutching　one　of　her　mother？s　antique　crystal　champagne

flutes。　He　raised　the　glass　in　salute　as　she　stepped　out　of　the　Aston　Martin；　sloshing　champagne　all

over　the　stone　steps。

？Dude；　that？s　my　sister。？　Erik　van　der　Woodsen　pushed　the　staggering　guy　out　of　his　way　and

raced　toward　Serena。　He　wore　a　rumpled　blue　gingham　oxford；　top　three　buttons　undone；　and

khakis　that　had　started　to　fray　at　the　cuffs。　His　pale　blond　hair　was　mussed　and　his　huge　blue　eyes

were　bloodshot；　but　he　was　as　handsome　as　ever。　？Howdy；　sis。？

？Got　the　party　started；　I　see。？　Serena　hugged　her　brother　excitedly。　？In　case　you　forgot；　my

birthday？s　not　till　tomorrow。？

？You　only　turn　eighteen　once。？　He　threw　his　arms　around　her　and　lifted　her　off　her　feet

easily。　？Happy　almost　birthday。？

？This　is　for　me？？　Serena　asked；　a　smile　spreading　across　her　face。　Okay；　so　it　wasn？texactly　her

idea　of　a　birthday　party；　but　it　was　sweet　that　her　brother　had　remembered。　Even　if　it　was　probably

just　a　convenient　excuse　for　a　blowout。

Probably？

Behind　her；　Blair　and　Nate　shuffled　out　of　the　backseat。　Serena　had　volunteered　to　drive　since

she　knew　how　to　get　here　the　best；　and　Blair　couldn？t　drive　stick；　but　did　they　really　have　to　ride

in　the　backseat　togetheragain？　What　was　she；　the　chauffeur？

Kind　of　looks　that　way。

？What？s　up；　guys？？　Erik　greeted　them。

？Hey。？　Nate　nodded　at　Erik。　？Good　call　on　the　party。　I　almost　forgot　that　tomorrow？s　your

birthday；？　he　said；　turning　to　Serena。