THEENDOFIT
Yes!andthebedpostwashisown。Thebedwashisown,theroomwashisown。Bestandhappiestofall,thetimebeforehimwashisown,tomakeamendsin!
“Iwillliveinthepast,thepresent,andthefuture!”Scroogerepeated,ashescrambledoutofbed。“Thespiritsofallthreeshallstrivewithinme。OJacobMarley!Heaven,andtheChristmastimebepraisedforthis!Isayitonmyknees,oldJacob;onmyknees!”
Hewassoflutteredandsoglowingwithhisgoodintentions,thathisbrokenvoicewouldscarcelyanswertohiscall。Hehadbeensobbingviolentlyinhisconflictwiththespirit,andhisfacewaswetwithtears。
“Theyarenottorndown,”criedScrooge,foldingoneofhisbed-curtainsinhisarms,“theyarenottorndown,ringsandall。Theyarehere—Iamhere—theshadowsofthethingsthatwouldhavebeen,maybedispelled。Theywillbe。Iknowtheywill!”
Hishandswerebusywithhisgarmentsallthistime;turningtheminsideout,puttingthemonupsidedown,tearingthem,mislayingthem,makingthempartiestoeverykindofextravagance。
“Idon’tknowwhattodo!”criedScrooge,laughingandcryinginthesamebreath,andmakingaperfectLaoco?nofhimselfwithhisstockings。Iamaslightasafeather,Iamashappyasanangel,Iamasmerryasaschoolboy。Iamasgiddyasadrunkenman。AMerryChristmastoeverybody!AHappyNewYeartoalltheworld。Hollo,here!Whoop!Hollo!
Hehadfriskedintothesitting-room,andwasnowstandingthereperfectlywinded。
“There’sthesaucepanthatthegruelwasin!”criedScrooge,startingoffagain,andgoingroundthefireplace。“There’sthedoor,bywhichtheghostofJacobMarleyentered!There’sthecornerwheretheghostofChristmasPresentsat!There’sthewindowwhereIsawthewanderingspirits!It’sallright,it’salltrue,itallhappened。Ha,ha,ha!”
Really,foramanwhohadbeenoutofpracticeforsomanyyears,itwasasplendidlaugh,amostillustriouslaugh。Thefatherofalong,longlineofbrilliantlaughs!
“Idon’tknowwhatdayofthemonthitis!”saidScrooge。“Idon’tknowhowlongI’vebeenamongthespirits。Idon’tknowanything。I’mquiteababy。Nevermind。Idon’tcare。I’dratherbeababy。Hollo!Whoop!Hollo,here!”
Hewascheckedinhistransportsbythechurchesringingoutthelustiestpealshehadeverheard。Clash,clang,hammer;ding,dong,bell。Bell,dong,ding;hammer,clang,clash!Oh,glorious,glorious!
Runningtothewindow,heopenedit,andputouthishead。Nofog,nomist;clear,bright,jovial,stirring,cold;cold,pipingforthebloodtodanceto;goldensunlight;heavenlysky;sweetfreshair;merrybells。Oh,glorious。Glorious!
“What’sto-day?”criedScrooge,callingdownwardtoaboyinSundayclothes,whoperhapshadloiteredintolookabouthim。
“Eh?”returnedtheboy,withallhismightofwonder。
“What’sto-day,myfinefellow?”saidScrooge。
“To-day!”repliedtheboy。“Why,ChristmasDay,
“It’sChristmasDay!”saidScroogetohimself。“Ihaven’tmissedit。Thespiritshavedoneitallinonenight。Theycandoanythingtheylike。Ofcoursetheycan。Ofcoursetheycan。Hollo,myfinefellow!”
“Hollo!”returnedtheboy。
“Doyouknowthepoulterer’sinthenextstreetbutone,atthecorner?”Scroogeinquired。
“IshouldhopeIdid,”repliedthelad。
“Anintelligentboy!”saidScrooge。“Aremarkableboy!Doyouknowwhetherthey’vesoldtheprizeturkeythatwashangingupthere?—Notthelittleprizeturkey:thebigone?”
“What,theoneasbigasme?”returnedtheboy。
“Whatadelightfulboy!”saidScrooge。“It’sapleasuretotalktohim。Yes,mybuck!”
“It’shangingtherenow,”repliedtheboy。
“Isit?”saidScrooge。“Goandbuyit。”
“Walk-ER!”exclaimedtheboy。
“No,no,”saidScrooge,“Iaminearnest。Goandbuyit,andtell’emtobringithere,thatImaygivethemthedirectionwheretotakeitComebackwiththeman,andI’llgiveyouashilling。Comebackwithhiminlessthanfiveminutes,andI’llgiveyouhalfacrown!”
Theboywasofflikeashot。Hemusthavehadasteadyhandatatriggerwhocouldhavegotashotoffhalfsofast。