"Androofanother。Yes,Iknow;andImassorryasyouarethisshouldhavecomehere,
"taingthebodywithhiscane。
"Thenextbestthingformeisnottorecogniseit
"andheaddedcoolly,
"Idont。Youmay,ifyoulease。Idontdictate,butIthinkamanoftheworldwoulddoasIdo;andImayadd,IfancythatiswhatKwouldlookforatourhands。Thequestionis,whyhechoseustwoforhisassistants。AndIanswer,becausehedidntwantoldwives。
"
ThiswasthetoneofallotherstoaffectthemindofaladlikeFettes。HeagreedtoimitateMacfarlane。Thebodyoftheunfortunategirlwasdulydissected,andnooneremarkedoraearedtorecogniseher。
Oneafternoon,whenhisdaysworkwasover,FettesdroedintoaoulartavernandfoundMacfarlanesittingwithastranger。Thiswasasmallman,veryaleanddark,withcoal-blackeyes。Thecutofhisfeaturesgavearomiseofintellectandrefinementwhichwasbutfeeblyrealisedinhismanners,forheroved,uonaneareracquaintance,coarse,vulgar,andstuid。Heexercised,however,averyremarkablecontroloverMacfarlane;issuedordersliketheGreatBashaw;becameinflamedattheleastdiscussionordelay,andcommentedrudelyontheservilitywithwhichhewasobeyed。ThismostoffensiveersontookafancytoFettesonthesot,liedhimwithdrinks,andhonouredhimwithunusualconfidencesonhisastcareer。Ifatenthartofwhatheconfessedweretrue,hewasaveryloathsomerogue;andtheladsvanitywastickledbytheattentionofsoexeriencedaman。
"Imarettybadfellowmyself,
"thestrangerremarked,
"butMacfarlaneistheboy—ToddyMacfarlaneIcallhim。Toddy,orderyourfriendanotherglass。
"Oritmightbe,
"Toddy,youjumuandshutthedoor。
"
"Toddyhatesme,
"hesaidagain。
"Ohyes,Toddy,youdo!
"
"Dontyoucallmethatconfoundedname,
"growledMacfarlane。
"Hearhim!Didyoueverseetheladslayknife?Hewouldliketodothatallovermybody,
"remarkedthestranger。
"Wemedicalshaveabetterwaythanthat,
"saidFettes。
"Whenwedislikeadeadfriendofours,wedissecthim。
"
Macfarlanelookedusharly,asthoughthisjestwerescarcelytohismind。
Theafternoonassed。Gray,forthatwasthestrangersname,invitedFettestojointhematdinner,orderedafeastsosumtuousthatthetavernwasthrownintocommotion,andwhenallwasdonecommandedMacfarlanetosettlethebill。Itwaslatebeforetheysearated;themanGraywasincaablydrunk。Macfarlane,soberedbyhisfury,chewedthecudofthemoneyhehadbeenforcedtosquanderandtheslightshehadbeenobligedtoswallow。Fettes,withvariousliquorssinginginhishead,returnedhomewithdeviousfootstesandamindentirelyinabeyance。NextdayMacfarlanewasabsentfromtheclass,andFettessmiledtohimselfasheimaginedhimstillsquiringtheintolerableGrayfromtaverntotavern。Assoonasthehouroflibertyhadstruckheostedfromlacetolaceinquestofhislastnightscomanions。Hecouldfindthem,however,nowhere;soreturnedearlytohisrooms,wentearlytobed,andsletthesleeofthejust。
Atfourinthemorninghewasawakenedbythewell-knownsignal。Descendingtothedoor,hewasfilledwithastonishmenttofindMacfarlanewithhisgig,andinthegigoneofthoselongandghastlyackageswithwhichhewassowellacquainted。
"What?
"hecried。
"Haveyoubeenoutalone?Howdidyoumanage?