“Oh; don’t refer him to me; mama! I have just one word to say of the whole tribe; they are a nuisance。 Not that I ever suffered much from them; I took care to turn the tables。 What tricks Theodore and I used to play on our Miss Wilsons; and Mrs。 Greys; and Madame Jouberts! Mary was always too sleepy to join in a plot with spirit。 The best fun was with Madame Joubert: Miss Wilson was a poor sickly thing; lachrymose and low…spirited; not worth the trouble of vanquishing; in short; and Mrs。 Grey was coarse and insensible; no blow took effect on her。 But poor Madame Joubert! I see her yet in her raging passions; when we had driven her to extremities—spilt our tea; crumbled our bread and butter; tossed our books up to the ceiling; and played a charivari with the ruler and desk; the fender and fire…irons。 Theodore; do you remember those merry days?”
“Yaas; to be sure I do;” drawled Lord Ingram; “and the poor old stick used to cry out ‘Oh you villains childs!’—and then we sermonised her on the presumption of attempting to teach such clever blades as we were; when she was herself so ignorant。”
“We did; and; Tedo; you know; I helped you in prosecuting (or persecuting) your tutor; whey…faced Mr。 Vining—the parson in the pip; as we used to call him。 He and Miss Wilson took the liberty of falling in love with each other—at least Tedo and I thought so; we surprised sundry tender glances and sighs which we interpreted as tokens of ‘la belle passion;’ and I promise you the public soon had the benefit of our discovery; we employed it as a sort of lever to hoist our dead…weights from the house。 Dear mama; there; as soon as she got an inkling of the business; found out that it was of an immoral tendency。 Did you not; my lady…mother?”
“Certainly; my best。 And I was quite right: depend on that: there are a thousand reasons why liaisons between governesses and tutors should never be tolerated a moment in any well…regulated house; firstly—”
“Oh; gracious; mama! Spare us the enumeration! Au reste; we all know them: danger of bad example to innocence of childhood; distractions and consequent neglect of duty on the part of the attached—mutual alliance and reliance; confidence thence resulting—insolence acpanying—mutiny and general blow…up。 Am I right; Baroness Ingram; of Ingram Park?”
“My lily…flower; you are right now; as always。”
“Then no more need be said: change the subject。”
Amy Eshton; not hearing or not heeding this dictum; joined in with her soft; infantine tone: “Louisa and I used to quiz our governess too; but she was such a good creature; she would bear anything: nothing put her out。 She was never cross with us; was she; Louisa?”
“No; never: we might do what we pleased; ransack her desk and her workbox; and turn her drawers inside out; and she was so good… natured; she would give as anything we asked for。”
“I suppose; now;” said Miss Ingram; curling her lip sarcastically; “we shall have an abstract of the memoirs of all the governesses extant: in order to avert such a visitation; I again move the introduction of a new topic。 Mr。 Rochester; do you second my motion?”
“Madam; I support you on this point; as on every other。”
“Then on me be the onus of bringing it forward。 Signior Eduardo; are you in voice to…night?”
“Donna Bianca; if you mand it; I will be。”
“Then; signior; I lay on you my sovereign behest to furbish up your lungs and other vocal organs; as they will be wanted on my royal service。”
“Who would not be the Rizzio of so divine a Mary?”
“A fig for Rizzio!” cried she; tossing her head with all its curls; as she moved to the piano。 “It is my opinion the fiddler David must have been an insipid sort of fellow; I like black Bothwell better: to my mind a man is nothing without a spice of the devil in him; and history may say what it will of James Hepburn; but I have a notion; he was just the sort of wild; fierce; bandit hero whom I could have consented to gift with my hand。”
“Gentlemen; you hear! Now which of you most resembles Bothwell?” cried Mr。 Rochester。
“I should say the preference lies with you;” responded Colonel Dent。
“On my honour; I am much obliged to you;” was the reply。
Miss Ingram; who had now seated herself with proud grace at the piano; spreading out her snomenced a brilliant prelude; talking meantime。 She appeared to be on her high horse to…night; both her words and her air seemed intended to excite not only the admiration; but the amazement of her auditors: she was evidently bent on striking them as something very dashing and daring indeed。
“Oh; I am so sick of the young men of the present day!” exclaimed she; rattling away at the instrument。 “Poor; puny things; not fit to stir a step beyond papa’s park gates: nor to go even so far without mama’s permission and guardianship! Creatures so absorbed in care about their pretty faces; and their white hands; and their small feet; as if a man had anything to do with beauty! As if loveliness were not the special prerogative of woman—her legitimate appanage and heritage! I grant an ugly woman is a blot on the fair face of creation; but as to the gentlemen; let them be solicitous to possess only strength and valour: let their motto be:… Hunt; shoot; and fight: the rest is not worth a fillip。 Such should be my device; were I a man。”
“Whenever I marry;” she continued after a pause which none interrupted; “I am resolved my husband shall not be a rival; but a foil to me。 I will suffer no petitor near the throne; I shall exact an undivided homage: his devotions shall not be shared between me and the shape he sees in his mirror。 Mr。 Rochester; now sing;