thousands of horses in the same way without ever truly looking at us? I’ll tell
you why: Because they’re attempting to depict the world that God perceives;
not the world that they see。 Doesn’t that amount to challenging God’s unity;
that is—Allah forbid—isn’t it saying that I could do the work of God? Artists
who are discontent with what they see with their own eyes; artists who draw
the same horse a thousand times asserting that what rests in their imagination
is God’s horse; artists who claim that the best horse is what blind miniaturists
draw from memory; aren’t they all mitting the sin of peting with
Allah?
The new styles of the Frankish masters aren’t blasphemous; quite the
opposite; they’re the most in keeping with our faith。 I pray that my Erzurumi
brethren don’t misunderstand me。 It displeases me that Frankish infidels
parade their women around half naked; indifferent to pious modesties; that
they don’t understand the pleasures of coffee and handsome boys; and that
they roam about with clean…shaven faces; yet with hair as long as women’s;
claiming that Jesus is also the Lord God—Allah protect us。 I bee so
aggravated by these Franks that if I ever came across one; I’d give him a good
mule kick。
Still; I’m sick of being incorrectly depicted by miniaturists who sit around
the house like ladies and never go off to war。 They’ll depict me at a gallop with
both of my forelegs extended at the same time。 There isn’t a horse in this
world that runs like a rabbit。 If one of my forelegs is forward; the other is aft。
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Contrary to what’s depicted in battle illustrations; there isn’t a horse in this
world that extends one foreleg like a curious dog; leaving the other firmly
planted on the ground。 There is no spahi cavalry division in existence whose
horses saunter in unison; as if traced with an identical stencil twenty times
back to back。 We horses scrounge for and eat the green grass at our feet when
nobody is looking。 We never assume a statuesque stance and wait around
elegantly; the way we’re shown in paintings。 Why is everybody so embarrassed
about our eating; drinking; shitting and sleeping? Why are they afraid to
depict this wondrous God…given and unique implement of mine? On the sly;
women and children; in particular; love to stare at it; and what’s the harm in
this? Is the Hoja from Erzurum against this as well?
They say that once upon a time there was a feeble and nervous shah in
Shiraz。 He was in mortal fear that his enemies would have him deposed so his
son could assume the throne; rat