the lot of poets; drunks; hashish addicts and dervishes and others who
cunningly charmed the proprietor into allowing them to join this mirthful
and witty group。 I explained how confusion reigned as soon as the raid began。
When the crowd of onlookers gathered by the proprietor for some bawdy
entertainment began to leave in a panic; no one thought to mount a defense
of the establishment or of the poor old storyteller dressed as a woman。 Did I
grieve over this calamity? “Yes! I; Mustafa the Painter; also known as ”Stork;“
who have truly devoted my entire life to illumination; find it necessary; each
night; to sit together with my artist brethren and converse; joke; ridicule; pay
pliments; recite poems and speak in innuendos;” I confessed; looking
directly into the eyes of dim…witted Butterfly; shrouded in the air of a plump;
moist…eyed boy plagued by envy。 Even as an apprentice; this Butterfly of ours;
whose eyes were still as lovely as a child’s; was a sensitive; fine…skinned beauty。
Again; upon their asking me; I described how on the second day that the
storyteller; may his soul find peace in Heaven; wandering the city and
neighborhoods began plying his trade in the coffeehouse; one of the
miniaturists; perhaps under the influence of coffee; hung a picture on the wall
to be amusing; the glib storyteller took notice and; as a joke of his own; began
a monologue as if he were the dog in the picture; which met with great
success; thenceforth; every night he continued to feature pictures drawn by the
master miniaturists and to tell witty tales they whispered into his ear。 Because
the jibes at the preacher from Erzurum at once exhilarated the artists; who
lived in terror of the preacher’s wrath; and drew more customers to the
coffeehouse; the proprietor from Edirne encouraged the performances。
They asked me my interpretation of the pictures the storyteller hung up
behind himself each night; the ones they found during their raid of brother
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Olive’s empty house。 I explained that there was no need for interpretation
because the proprietor; like Olive himself; was a begging; thieving; wild wretch
of a Kalenderi dervish。 The simple…minded Elegant Effendi; terrified of Hoja
Effendi’s exhortations; and especially of his fire…and…brimstone Friday
sermons; must’ve plained of them to the Erzurumis。 Or even more
probable; when Elegant warned them to stop in their mischief; the proprietor
and Olive; both of the same temperament; conspired to cruelly do away with
the ill…fated gilder。 The Erzurumis; incited by Elegant’s murder; and perhaps
because Elegant Effendi had described Enishte’s book to them; held Enishte
responsible for the murder and killed him; and; they must’ve raided the
coffeehouse to plete their revenge。