drachma loaves of bread for one silver coin now baked loaves half the size for
the same price; and they no longer tasted the way they did during my
childhood。 Had my late mother seen the day when she’d have to spend three
silver pieces for a dozen eggs; she’d say; “We ought to leave before the chickens
grow so spoiled they shit on us instead of the ground。” But I knew the
problem of devalued money was the same everywhere。 It was rumored that
Flemish and Veian merchant ships were filled with chests of counterfeit
coin。 At the royal mint; where five hundred coins were once minted from a
hundred drachmas of silver; now; owing to the endless warring with the
Persians; eight hundred coins were minted from the same amount。 When
Janissaries discovered that the coins they’d been paid actually floated in the
Golden Horn like the dried beans that fell from the vegetable…sellers pier; they
rioted; besieging Our Sultan’s palace as if it were an enemy fortress。
A cleric by the name of Nusret; who preached at the Bayazid Mosque and
claimed to be descended from Our Glorious Prophet Muhammad; had made a
name for himself during this period of immorality; inflation; crime and theft。
This hoja; who was from the small town of Erzurum; attributed the
catastrophes that had befallen Istanbul in the last ten years—including the
Bah?ekap? and Kazanj?lar district fires; the plagues that claimed tens of
thousands; the endless wars with the Persians at a cost of countless lives; as
well as the loss of small Ottoman fortresses in the West to Christians in
revolt—to our having strayed from the path of the Prophet; to disregard for
10
the strictures of the Glorious Koran; to the tolerance toward Christians; to the
open sale of wine and to the playing of musical instruments in dervish houses。
The pickle seller who passionately informed me about the cleric from
Erzurum said that the counterfeit coins—the new ducats; the fake florins
stamped with lions and the Ottoman coins with their ever…decreasing silver
content—that flooded the markets and bazaars; just like the Circassians;
Abkhazians; Mingarians; Bosnians; Georgians and Armenians who filled the
streets; were dragging us toward an absolute degradation from which it would
be difficult to escape。 I was told that scoundrels and rebels were gathering in
coffeehouses and proselytizing until dawn; that destitute men of dubious
character; opium…addicted madmen and followers of the outlawed Kalenderi
dervish sect; claiming to be on Allah’s path; would spend their nights in
dervish houses dancing to music; piercing themselves with skewers and
engaging in all manner of depravity; before brutally fucking each other and any